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Monday, February 05, 2007

If a Simple Valentine's Day Card Isn't Enough...

Dear Abbie:
My girl-friend keeps making not-so-subtle hints that she is expecting more (probably much more) than a card for Valentine's day. When out on the promenade, she has to stop in front of every jewelry window, and "isn't that cuuute!" and all that. She is my girl-friend, but not THAT much of a girl-friend. Do I bite the bullet and get the bling or what? -- Pressured.

Dear Pressured:
If a simple Valentine's Day card isn't enough, DTB (Dump that Beeatch). There's plenty more money-grubbing poon around. If you should have a girl-friend at all, you should be changing them at least once a year, anyway. Now sounds like a good time.

The DeBeers diamond cartel and Hallmark Cards have really done a job in escalating the expectations of females. But you can always say "No." After all, they like to remind men that "No, means no", don't they?

But if you half-way want to keep on hanging with her, get her some crotchless panties and see what her reaction is.

Hope this helps. ;>)

BTW, why not get YOURSELF some bling instead? Like a wristwatch that indicates (rightly or wrongly) that you are making a lot of money. That can be a panty-wetter for prospective new girlfriends. Doesn't mean you have to spend a lot on THEM, though. Get yourself a luxury wristwatch. Prestige Wristwatches

Abbie

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

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I always knew I should put tags in my blog posts, but it really was a pain. Just putting in the tags was a large percentage of the time to write the post itself, so I often just didn't post. There is no sense posting unless you put in the tags and that often seemed like too much hassle at various times.

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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Deadbeat Dads -- Boo Hoo!

Dear Abbie:
I have a 2-year old that I need child support for. And the guy that I think got me pregnant has skipped. I really need some child support money. The county isn't really doing much for me. -- Desperate Single Mom.

Dear Desperate:
You're not going to get any help here. You blew it, and I have NO sympathy for you and your future car-jacker or crack whore spawn. Now, there is nothing the matter with unmarried sex; that isn't the point here. The point is, you bimbos should NOT be having sex unless:
1) You are willing to have an abortion should you get an unwanted pregnancy, and/or
2) You can afford a kid -- by yourself. Chances are, the guy didn't really want it, so if YOU have it, YOU pay for it.
I'm tired of you bimbos dropping litters of spawn with no more forethought than cats, rats, and dogs, then expecting everyone else to cater to you because you are a MOTHER (sob, sniffle). Puke. You have it, it's YOUR resposibility, no one else's.
And in your case, you're not even sure who the father is. Sheesh.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Old But Not Out -- Ask Abbie™

Dear Abbie:
I am a 50+ year old man and still want to get laid by younger girls, not old ladies. But I have gotten too old for the bar and club scene. Church -- fuggedaboudit -- religious cranks just looking for "relationships". Activist groups -- fuggedaboudit -- politically correct fem-fags (lesbians). Any ideas? -- HornyOldGoat.

Dear Horny:
You're in luck - a new eBook has just became available that tells how to use Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) to get laid. You may not make much, if any, money, but what you're looking for is in abundance. The book tells about the psychology of women, and especially of women in MLM, and how to take advantage of that.

See
'The Single Man's Guide to Sex and Money in Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)'
http://www.mlm-singles-sex.com/ebk/

Good Luck -- Abbie

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Monday, December 19, 2005

No Parental Consent for Abortion

Since so many parents are wacked-out Christians or other wacko religionists, when a girl gets pregnant, she should be able to get an abortion without parental consent. These wacko Christians and others would rather see an existing life ruined, giving it less priority than a blob of tissue. "Soul" is a concept derived by and believed in only by primitive, superstitious savages -- even if they have delusions of mental superiority just because by accident of their birth, they happend to be born in a "developed" country.
-- Abbie

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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Abortion - Good for Her

Dear Abbie:
Our 17 year old daughter had an abortion without consulting with us. How could she do that without consulting with us? Why? -- Devastated.

Dear Devastated:
Good for her! The reason she had the abortion without consulting you is that she knew that you would be devastated. That you probably would try to prevent it. I would guess that you are religious wackos. She made a mistake (in getting pregnant -- not in having the abortion), but it looks like she has more sense than you do.

Religion is for the mentally weak and superstitious. Yes, that means I am talking about at least 80% of the world. There is nothing wrong with abortion. It is idiots like you that want to see more unwanted babies brought into the world to become future gang-bangers, car jackers and drug addicts. -- Abbie

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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Celibacy Sucks

Dear Abbie:
I am a 19 year old girl, who has taken a vow of celibacy with my church. I want to save myself for when I get married. I have recently met a guy a year older than I am who I might want to marry someday, but I don't want to have sex with him until we do happen to get married. I've been dumped before because of my vow. Should I tell him now or wait? -- Serious celibate

Dear Serious:
You are totally mentally screwed up. The only thing you said that halfway makes sense is that you may possibly be waiting to get married. Not having sex makes no sense.

Religion is for the mentally weak and superstitious. Yes, that means I am talking about at least 80% of the world. And look at the state of the world. I would say, yes tell him now. But you probably won't, since you probably figure you can hook him with your dazzling personality alone. If he is smart, he will also kick your ass to the curb when he finds out what a ditz you are. That could be now, or after several dates or months. I hope he figures it out sooner than later. And you should get counseling. -- Abbie

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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

If She Won't Let You Pet Hers, Get One of Your Own

Dear Abbie:
My wife is forever playing "kissy-face" with her pussy, but doesn't let me do the same with hers, much less anything else nowadays. -- PO'd in Pacoima

Dear PO'd:
Let her know that if she doesn't come around, that you are also going to get a pet - maybe a "Penthouse Pet." -- Abbie
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Monday, June 13, 2005

Resolving the Toilet Seat Position Debate

Dear Abbie:
My wife keeps bugging me about not putting the toilet seat down after I take a leak. What's the big deal? -- Straight arrow.

Dear Straight Arrow:
It is no big deal. Is this toilet seat thing written as the 11th commandment? Where is it written that you have to adjust the seat for her? Hey, she's lucky you put the seat up before you start hosing. Why doesn't she put it back up for your next use? If it's down, you got to put it up when you use it; so if it's up, why can't she put it down? Tell her to check it out before she plunks her fat ass down! -- Abbie

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